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Three Kardashians are Pregnant and I am Losing My Mind
Okay, technically one of them is a Jenner, but three out of five sisters are pregnant at the same time!
Does anyone have a pulse? Because I certainly do not.
I’m 100% positive that 2018 will be the greatest year of all of our lives. While 2016 was said to be the worst year of everyone’s lives, and 2017 has not quite delivered the miracles we were all hoping for, 2018 will clearly provide what we need. But who thought it would be Three Kar-Jenner babies!? What have we done to deserve so many miracles? If this isn’t a sign of a future Utopia or an inevitable apocalypse then I do not know what is.
Once Kim and Kanye announced that their surrogate was pregnant with the couple’s third child, I was ecstatic. Will it be a boy or a girl? Will North hate the baby like she hates Saint? I didn’t even have the time to mull these questions over when it was announced that Kylie Jenner was pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby! She’s so young! Is she ready for this kind of responsibility? Can a 20-year-old juggle a billion-dollar company as well as a newborn? Before I could even argue in Kylie’s honor against the haters it was announced that Khloe is pregnant, too! Three sisters! Not just any sisters, either! The most famous sisters in America, perhaps the world. However, I can’t state this as a fact because I’m clearly not that worldly.
All of these information grenades had me full of questions.
What colors will the Baby Shadow Palette consist of?!
Will the shadow palettes be named after all the newborn Kar-Jenner babies?
Was Keeping up with the Kardashians renewed for another 50 years?
Will this be the longest running Reality TV show of all time?
One can only hope.
I can only imagine what these three babies will be capable of in the future; North already has a wildly successful clothing line. Let’s just hope they’re all girls, because we all know how the Kardashian men end up. Just look at Mason, he’s already 7 and he has 0 business endeavors to speak of.
The true hero here is you, iPhone. I was thinking about trading you in for a cheaper, sturdier Android, but now it seems that I can never let you go. Your breaking “People” news app has kept me shrieking in pure joy for the past few weeks. It seems like every time I open you up another Kardashian-Jenner is announcing a new generation of TFBs!
Now if Kourtney and Kendall announce their pregnancies in the upcoming weeks I'll know that it truly is the Second Coming.
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