The Latest




The opinions of THE LATEST’s guest contributors are their own.

The Night Before Christmas… Prison Style

W. Scott Cole

Posted on December 24, 2019 01:22

2 users

This was given to me by a man that had served some time in prison. To the best of my knowledge, it was written by the most prolific author in the world, Anonymous. WARNING: Some of the wording is NOT politically correct… but not much in prison is. I hope you enjoy some (rather crude) jailhouse Christmas humor.

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the cells

The convicts were locked up and madder than hell.


Except for the lifers, kicked back in their bunks

Heads filled with visions of little fat punks.


When suddenly from the rooftop, there rose a great roar

The guards thought it must be a riot for sure.


The goon squad rushed in and stood ready to hit

The Sergeant yelled out, “Who started this s***?”


“It came from the roof!” interjected a snitch.

“It must be a breakout! Oh, son of a b****!”


They climbed to the rooftop by way of the stairs,

Found a little fat freak in red underwear.


“NO, NO!”, said the dude, “I bring you good cheer!”

“G**D***”, said the Captain, “We’ve caught us a queer!

All right motherf*****, get your hands on the wall!”


They shook him down real good, a****** and all.

They beat, punched and threw him in the hole with a kick.


Well, so much for Christmas.

They’ve busted St. Nick

W. Scott Cole

Posted on December 24, 2019 01:22


comments powered by Disqus
Source: Mediaite

CNN’s Van Jones hailed the Trump administration for pushing through a bipartisan criminal justice reform bill, which...


Video Site Tour

The Latest
The Latest

Subscribe to THE LATEST Newsletter.

The Latest
The Latest

Share this TLT through...

The Latest