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BIOGRAPHY

One night, a drunk man bet Robert that he couldn't eat five Wendy's Baconators in an hour. Robert bet he could, but his wife intervened in the oneupmanship and settled the debate: "He most certainly cannot!" With potential unrealized, Robert started writing to fill the hole in his confidence that could have been filled by Baconator calories. He has had positions as an Internet-based political pundit, petition writer, editor, and pop-culture philosopher. Robert believes in the power of learning -- having been indoctrinated into education by School House Rock re-runs and obsessive reading of Eyewitness books during childhood. He is an avid, albeit tortured, fan of the San Francisco 49ers and the Boston Red Sox. Robert is also a man occasionally capable of irrational hatred, aimed primarily at Michael Bay movies, "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime," and continental breakfasts.

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hottopics , MyLocal , extra , lifestyle , sports , States , entertainment , Top Stories , breakingnews .

LATEST OPINIONS

The Outer Worlds

January 24, 2020

A Labor Subsidy

January 09, 2020

Fire Jason Garrett

November 30, 2019

500 Words on Speech

November 07, 2019

Do the Evolution

November 01, 2019

Soundbender

September 27, 2019

A Disturbing New PSA

September 18, 2019

The Badge of Freedom

August 24, 2019

Rated M for Moronic

August 10, 2019

I Pledge Allegiance...

August 01, 2019

Goodbye, Sarah

June 14, 2019

Seeing is Believing

February 10, 2019

The Republic

December 15, 2018

DeVos v. Education

October 20, 2018

U.S. v. The Hague

September 14, 2018

Trump Christianity

August 30, 2018

Knock 'Em All Down

August 21, 2018

#BoycottNestle

April 12, 2018

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