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One night, a more-than-adequately-sloshed man bet Robert that he couldn't eat five Wendy's Baconators in an hour. Robert bet he could, but his wife intervened in the oneupmanship and settled the debate: "He most certainly cannot!" With potential unrealized, Robert took to writing to fill the hole in his confidence that could have been filled by Baconators. He had a position as an Internet-based political pundit and has worked in several fields, including music, retail, hospitality, adult novelties, and short-term, collateral-based lending. Robert also believes in the power of learning -- having been indoctrinated by School House Rock re-runs and his obsessive reading of Eyewitness books during childhood -- and has married his higher education to the subject of ethics. Robert is an avid, albeit tortured, fan of the San Francisco 49ers and the Boston Red Sox. Robert is also a man with irrational hatred, aimed primarily at Michael Bay movies and continental breakfasts.

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DeVos v. Education

October 20, 2018

U.S. v. The Hague

September 14, 2018

Trump Christianity

August 30, 2018

Knock 'Em All Down

August 21, 2018

#BoycottNestle

April 12, 2018

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