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Mike Pompeo Defects To North Korea After Learning About Kim Jong-Un’s Torture Program
Source: The OnionPYONGYANG—Declaring that he has “finally, at long last, come home” to a society that properly aligns with his values, former C.I.A. director and U.S. Secretary of State candidate Mike Pompeo officiall... Read More
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Trash Bag Taped Over Broken Southwest Plane Window
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15 Things You Might Not Know About Your Favorite Poets
Source: Mental FlossSappho may have been the Adele of her day.... Read More
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Dad Ready To Forgive Dixie Chicks
Source: The OnionGLASGOW, KY—Declaring that enough time has passed for everyone to get on with their lives, father of two Albert Wrinn told reporters Thursday that he was ready to forgive crossover-country trio the Di... Read More
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“GLOW” makes announcement that season 2 is happening on Netflix via an 80s music video
Source: Comedy NewsJust the other day we were wondering when the second season of Netflixs great comedy GLOW was set to return.MORE GLOW makes announcement that season 2 is happening on Netflix via an 80s music video ap... Read More
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John Oliver scoops a Peabody
Source: Comedy NewsAs does Hasan Minhaj, SNL and more...... Read More
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The Most Intimate Step in a Relationship
Source: College HumorRekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There's SUCH A STIGMA about licking the plate too early in a relationship! ... Read More
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Supreme Court Agrees To Hear New Jack White Album
Source: The OnionWASHINGTON—In a landmark decision by the country’s highest judicial body, sources confirmed that the U.S. Supreme Court announced Thursday that it had agreed to hear the new Jack White album. “Having ... Read More
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L.A. Fitness Announces Plan To Close All Locations For 30-Minute, High-Intensity Diversity Training
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Those Who Do Not Learn From History Are Doomed To Repeat The Renaissance
Source: The OnionWhen we ignore the lessons learned by previous generations, we do so at our own peril. It is foolish, if not the height of hubris, to believe history has nothing to teach us. In our current age, one i... Read More
