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Recently Concussed Americans March On Washington D.C. Demanding The Right To Sleep
Source: The OnionWASHINGTON—Meandering through the National Mall as they forgot where they were headed, thousands of recently concussed Americans marched on Washington... Read More
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Highlights Of The Nevada Democratic Debate
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Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race
Source: The OnionWASHINGTON—Imploring his supporters to relieve him of his obligations on the campaign trail, former vice president and current presidential candidate ... Read More
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George Zimmerman Sues Buttigieg, Warren
Source: The OnionGeorge Zimmerman, whose acquittal for shooting and killing Trayvon Martin sparked national debate, is suing Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren for de... Read More
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‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends
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Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth
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Stephen Miller Spends Entire Honeymoon In Hotel Room Calling ICE On Cleaning Staff
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Tyson Foods Orders Trump To Cease And Desist
Source: The OnionThe Trump campaign received a cease-and-desist letter this morning from Tyson Foods demanding that the president stop playing their slaughterhouse rec... Read More
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Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later
Source: The OnionOMAHA, NE—Emphasizing that it was no problem at all and that he’d be happy to grab a to-go container, a couple at the Midtown Bar & Grille told report... Read More
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Experts Recommend Tuning Them Out And Just Trying To Enjoy Your Life
Source: The OnionBALTIMORE—Citing several in-depth studies that would likely make you second-guess the only gratifying and pleasurable parts of your existence, researc... Read More
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Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present
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